Second Episode

Cowpad: I am a piece of shit! Duh!
Cow: shut up! Budoh!
Cowpad:blah blah Blah...
Pig: u r damn idiotic
cowpad:then I go tuition lorh! Then I'll be extra clever :)
Cow: u r damn ****
Cowpad:.... u r going to get it from me.....

First episode...

Cow:Hallo everyone! I'm the one and only cow!
Pig:Yeah yeah... We all know. anyway, there are lots of cows in the
world.
Cow:whatever... I've got to go to the toilet now.
Goat:why?
Cow:Ooops...My friend the cowpad is already out.
Pig:who????
cow:cowpad is my shit larh!
cowpad:hello guys!

to be continued...