First episode...

Cow:Hallo everyone! I'm the one and only cow!
Pig:Yeah yeah... We all know. anyway, there are lots of cows in the
world.
Cow:whatever... I've got to go to the toilet now.
Goat:why?
Cow:Ooops...My friend the cowpad is already out.
Pig:who????
cow:cowpad is my shit larh!
cowpad:hello guys!

to be continued...